Talk about damaged goods!

A Hong Kong woman making love to her husband, fractured the man’s penis in when she unexpectedly rolled over so as to start online shopping on her mobile phone, reported the Chongqing Morning Post.

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The woman had set the alarm clock on he mobile phone to go off at midnight Wednesday morning so she wouldn’t miss the beginning the best bargains on “Singles Day” on Wednesday.

As she got up from bed to start shopping, her husband gave out a loud, painful yell, the paper reported.

While their initial inspection revealed no obvious damage, by morning the penis had became purple and very swollen.

So they rushed to the hospital where it was determined that the wife’s sudden change in position had ruptured the man’s Corpora cavernosa.  The man received medical treatment in time to save the penis and the husband is expected to make a full recovery.

So far, no reports on what the wife had intended to buy, or if she bought anything.

Nov. 11 , is Singles Day a celebration of people who are single. It received that designation because of the four “ones” (1) in its date. The date is celebrated by young Chinese people and Chinese e-commerce giant Alibaba has turned into the largest online shopping day in the world.

According to online magazine Quartz, Alibaba reported single-day sales that topped Facebook’s revenues for the entire year. Alibaba said sales hit $14.3 billion, a 60% jump from last year.

In comparison, the biggest online shopping day in the US, Cyber Monday, the Monday after Thanksgiving, posted sales of $1.35 billion, according to data analytics firm ComScore.

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