Europe today practices a diplomacy that delivers no outcomes. Policies are not designed to protect interests, but rather scripted to signal virtue or hopeless transatlantic loyalty.
What emerges is not influence but illusion—driven by theatrical posturing, improvised authority and leaders performing roles the Treaties never defined. This apparatus speaks for a Union it cannot command, confronts adversaries it cannot deter and preaches values it fails to apply—notably at home. The result is a simulation of geopolitics without the means to shape it.
Nowhere is this more evident than in Kaja Kallas. As EU High Representative for Foreign Affairs, she has, within months, inverted the role she was appointed to uphold—projecting the bloc onto the global stage with confrontational positions that undermine the very interests she is meant to defend.
While the US slaps punitive tariffs on Europe, openly mocks EU leaders at every opportunity or restricts visas for officials accused of censoring speech, Europe defers to Washington’s harassment while simultaneously picking fights with China’s cooperation overtures. This diplomatic inversion is so surreal it reads like satire—except it’s shaping European foreign policy in real-time.
This isn’t the misstep of an individual gone off script. It reflects the system that empowered her. Kallas is the crystalline expression of Europe’s institutional breakdown—both architect and product of a structure where someone can improvise foreign policy from a legal vacuum, issuing declarations that member states neither endorse nor recognize.
In any functioning order, this would resemble performance art. In today’s Europe, it passes for statecraft.
The decay predates her appointment. Since 2019, the European Commission has stumbled through geopolitics without strategy or constitutional authority, constrained by presidential-regime management, incoherent China positions and pathological American dependence.
What emerges is not mere incompetence but institutional abdication. What follows is diplomacy reimagined as avant-garde theater: loud, self-referential and detached from leverage.
Five-Act diplomatic tragedy
Five recent episodes chart Europe’s descent from foreign policy to geopolitical burlesque.
Act I. The “China Doctrine of Confusion” was inaugurated with Kallas’s October 2024 confirmation hearing, branding China as “partly malign”—plagiarizing Washington’s talking points without evidence or nuance. She marooned Beijing in a gray zone between rivalry and threat, manageable only through Atlantic alignment. When Trump returned and that alignment vanished overnight, Brussels found itself speaking a political dialect nobody else understood.
Act II. The “Munich Humiliation” followed predictably. At the February 2025 Munich Security Conference, US Vice President JD Vance ridiculed Europe’s irrelevance before its own leaders. The response? Crickets. Kallas later surfaced with desperate bravado: “It seems the US is trying to pick a fight with Europe,” followed by, “the free world needs a new leader. It’s up to us, Europeans, to take this challenge”—a suggestion that collapses under the weight of its own absurdity. The remark blended wishful thinking, cowardice and diplomatic malpractice. Munich revealed Europe as the guest who doesn’t realize the party ended hours ago.
Act III. The “Washington Snub” came next. Kallas’s late February 2025 trip to Washington was supposed to reaffirm the transatlantic partnership. Instead, Secretary of State Marco Rubio refused to meet her after she had already arrived—rather unprecedented. What Brussels still imagined as coordination now looked like supplication. The slight wasn’t personal—it was re-educational; the US had moved from ignoring Europe to actively tutoring it in irrelevance.
Act IV. At Singapore’s Shangri-La Dialogue, Kallas declared that, “If you are worried about China, you should be worried about Russia,” painting their partnership as the unified threat of our time. She accused Beijing of enabling Moscow’s war machine with righteous indignation—while carefully omitting Europe’s own complicity.
Indeed, as Energy Commissioner Dan Jorgensen recently admitted, EU member states had spent the equivalent of 2,400 F-35 fighter jets on Russian fossil fuels since Ukraine’s invasion began. If any party funded Putin’s war chest, it seems it was Europe itself. Yet instead of confronting this inconvenient arithmetic, the blame is projected outward with the confidence of someone who’s never audited their own receipts.
Furthermore, the China-Russia relationship described as monolithic is shot through with friction. Moscow bristles at Beijing’s reluctance to buy non-energy exports and fears Chinese products flooding markets abandoned by Western brands. China, meanwhile, has consistently opposed Russia’s nuclear threats. But such complexity disrupts the performance. To maintain the narrative, Kallas must ignore partner contradictions and allied failures alike: don’t let truth spoil a good headline.
India-Russia worries less. While Brussels fixates on China’s enabling of Moscow, it ignores the significant arms and trade flows between Russia and India. According to the Stockholm International Peace Research Institute (SIPRI), India was the largest recipient of Russian major arms exports between 2020 and 2024, accounting for 38% of Moscow’s total arms transfers.
These include systems that would be considered destabilizing if sold elsewhere, alongside exports that help soften the impact of Russia’s attempted economic isolation. Meanwhile, last February, the Commission staged its largest-ever diplomatic mission in Delhi, dispatching 21 commissioners while pointedly avoiding any mention of India’s deepening ties with Moscow or the penurious condition of local human rights.
None of this fits Brussels’s narrative, so it is simply ignored. To question India would complicate the EU’s Indo-Pacific fantasies; to confront it would expose the incoherence of a strategy that treats China as a menace and India as a partner, even when their behavior toward Russia overlaps. The issue is, therefore, not the scale of coercion—it’s the selectivity of attention.
Act V. The” Tyrolean Theater” marks the logical endpoint, a final act approaching with operatic absurdity. The EU is staging a spectacle in the Tyrol, showcasing “multilingual education” alongside Chinese Foreign Minister Wang Yi. As Finbarr Bermingham of the SCMP reports, the aim is to contrast Europe’s supposed linguistic tolerance with China’s “coercive” policies in Tibet and Xinjiang.
Kallas will star in this surreal production while Spanish Prime Minister Sanchez pushes to make Catalan, Basque and Galician official EU languages—despite all speakers being fluent in Spanish. The move isn’t about linguistic rights; it’s about securing Sanchez’s grip on power through a pact with a fugitive from justice, even though Spain’s own Constitution doesn’t recognize these languages as official.
The parallel is unmistakable: what Sanchez does inside the EU, Kallas does outside—politicizing institutions not to serve European interests but to consolidate personal leverage. Same logic, different scales.
The Russo-Ukrainian war has exposed this parallel, revealing the theatrical void at the heart of European diplomacy. Kallas had a chance to become a serious voice by supporting a credible peace process. Instead, even Trump moved first. Her confrontational stance—driven more by Estonia’s historical trauma than by her current responsibilities—only highlighted her inability to represent Europe as a whole.
Sanchez is no different. Since the war began, Spain has spent 6.9 billion euros on Russian energy, nearly seven times what it has pledged in military aid to Ukraine (1 billion euros). That hasn’t stopped the Spanish prime minister from posing with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky at every photo-op. By Brussels’ own logic, for every euro sent to help Kyiv resist invasion, seven go to “enabling” the invader.
And yet, from this circus of contradictions, Brussels now prepares to lecture Beijing on language rights. While English is official in Hong Kong and Portuguese in Macau, the EU—lacking a unified language policy and operating beyond any Treaty mandate for foreign affairs—positions itself as arbiter of linguistic freedom. It does so while unable to define its own foreign policy, lacking the expertise, coherence and unity it claims to embody, and all while courting the trade of those it publicly scolds.
All in all, since the Treaties never equipped the EU with functional foreign policy machinery, Kallas has reimagined her role as a late-stage European Parliament resolution: maximally loud, thoroughly self-congratulatory and utterly inconsequential.
The July reckoning
All this choreography builds toward the July EU–China summit in Beijing. To ensure its failure, Kallas is deploying every tool at her disposal—inflammatory statements, staged moralism and the inspired Tyrolean gambit: sabotage repackaged as statesmanship, a masterclass in how to alienate partners while accomplishing nothing.
In pushing this agenda, Brussels has confused activity with authority, noise with leverage and moral posturing with purpose. Foreign policy is now produced like conceptual art: provocative in form, hollow in function and legible only to fellow insiders. The Kallas doctrine—if it deserves the term—is not a strategy but a method: generate friction, claim virtue and ignore the fallout.
And yet she is not alone in this European opera buffa. The system allows it. The Union’s institutional design enables gestures without mandates and declarations without coordination. What passes for diplomacy is, in truth, a vacuum being filled—because no one else in the EU system knows what to say or wants the responsibility of saying it.
The rise of “antidiplomacy” is not about Europe failing to act; it is about acting when no one asked, on behalf of no one, with tools no one agreed to use. Brussels acts abroad not because it is empowered to but because the machinery keeps moving even when its purpose is unclear.
Unless someone pulls the brake structurally, the Beijing summit won’t just fail. It will confirm what many partners already suspect: that Europe can no longer tell the difference between having a position and staging one.
Sebastian Contin Trillo-Figueroa is a Hong Kong-based geopolitics strategist with a focus on Europe-Asia relations.

Napoleon tried to unify Europe (the UK excluded) but was stopped by Russia. His empire later collapsed. Hitler tried to unify Europe (the UK excluded) but was stopped by USSR. His Reich later collapsed. The European Union is trying to unify Europe (the UK excluded) but is stopped at Ukraine (doorstep of Russia). I guess EU’s empire would likely collapse later as well. After all, Europe has never been a unified nation after the Roman Empire.
Wit, eloquence and substance in one package. Journalism at its very best.
We are witnessing the decline of the EU. They are complaining that china is collapsing their industries, which it is, through hard work and innovation. But the solution is more talk, protectionist policy and less hard work, less innovation.
Chinese birthrates are collapsing. The young ladies prefer something bigger.
Countries of the EU were the worst offenders in colonizing Asia, and their collective arrogance is still blinding them of reality….. that Asia in particular China is the rising and dominant center of the world.
They were the only ‘offenders’. The LBFM’s preferred something ‘bigger’
The EU was formed around the core idea if avoiding anhoter war. Hate between european nations generated centuries of non stop wars. After the last one ot was decides that only a sort of economic /politic union could avoid another , even bigger bloodbath. Not a very inspiring beginning uf you ask me….Just the good old lesser evil kind of philosophi. Over time they decided they where now in a position to teach the rest of the wordl how to behave properly and be respectfull of human rights and such…
Neocolonialism at its finest. Keep countries like Africa poor and always in conflict and the Europeans can get their gold and other riches dirt cheap.
And now the Chinese are exploiting Africa’s resources. But this time they also bring in Chinese slave labor.
Give the Tibetans and Uighurs a vote for independence from China. Or even better accept that Taiwan is independent,
So should they teach China to respect human rights?
There are big questionmarks about future of EU. If union wants to be stable and able to compete on the world stage it will need unified, coherent defense policy that will include its own nuclear posture. At the moment only early baby steps are done in order to arm itself, but there is no stratgy nor common policy, it is moving way to slow so yes its prospects are not super positive.
The EU is not about defense or military, it’s about supporting German industry and boosting French foreign policy.
Brilliant! Thank you for this article!
Kaja Kallas, like Ursula Van Der Liar, embodies everything wrong with the EUSSR. The EUSSR tries too hard to walk in the shoes of the USSR. NATO is also the Fourth Reich. The future looks bleak for Europe. The American Zionists have subverted Europe with 20 years of regime changes in the Middle East and the EU has done the rest of the legwork.
I think they have done a fantastic job at losing and making the EU poorer. The auto industries fall is on their watch.
As bleak as Pak?
Asian tourists call it Paris Syndrome when going to Europe. Their medieval ways never went away. Europeans provoked two world wars and are giddy about hyping up a third one. This is not the realm of civilization.
A lot of balderdash about the EU. The EU is similar to the ASEAN organization, but much better because citizens of EU member states can live and move freely within the EU, which is not the case with ASEAN member states. The goal of the EU is not like in the US, where a central government stands above local governments, but rather the regulation and harmonization of its members. Therefore, it is idiotic to criticize EU diplomacy and defense. The job of an EU High Representative for Foreign Affairs and Security Policy is to coordinate the foreign and security policies of its members. Of course, in any organization there are always a few “black sheep” who cause friction and disharmony. Hungary is currently the worst black sheep of all black sheep.
Hungary is a black sheep because it opposes the collective madness of the Fourth Reich
You mean Poo-tin’s Reich is the Fourth Reich, like the Tsar, the successor to the Byzantine Reich? Man! You should pay more attention to your spelling.
Surprising end to your comment considering your comment is difficult to understand except for it being not much more than name calling.
Sigh. Nothing is worse than a lack of education.
You obviously have not heard of Russia’s claim to be the 3rd Rome.
Hungary with Orban should be kicked out of EU and forced to repay every cent of money that they got from EU.
You’ve hit the nail on the head. And that’s the EU’s”impotence in not being able to kick out a troublemaker.
Hungary is led by rationality. You are upset because you prefer immature mental midgets at the helm who want forever war with Russia. Napoleon and Hitler tired and failed. Your optimism is infantile
Don’t call the Chinese midgets, they get upset.
The EU will soon cease to exist, so there is nothing to argue about. If they do not provoke Russia, they will part ways with the world. Otherwise, they may disappear not only spiritually, but also materially.
And in English? Russia is cooked, 3wk SMO taken 3yrs. Siberia sold to the Squints.
Now the Yanks want them to pay more for defense and they are squealing. They will do as they are told.
The EU have done a great job growing industries of the future. Not. It’s on their watch that all their industries are declining and the US and China tech industries are growing. Hungary seems to be the exception.
Hungary is not the exception in the EU, it’s just the last in the race to the bottom.
Hungary is led by a pragmatic leader with a long term vision. Orban has seen the emptiness of the EU and is trying to do what’s best for his country, even if it sometimes contradicts EU policy. Brussels cannot afford to let him do so as it would encourage other leaders to pursue more sensible policiesninsteae if obeying the EU.
So why hasn’t Orban left the EU?
Do you think any country want to join China?